mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

(via michaxl)

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

(via moistbottom)

radthur:

IM LOGGIN OUT

radthur:

IM LOGGIN OUT

(Source: sixpenceee, via thats-grool)

panicking4fun:

shouldnt:

How in the fuck…

Oh my what

(via ghostshark)

googlecowboy:

It’s called their green

googlecowboy:

It’s called their green

(Source: tannerdise, via dutchster)

(Source: deidrehalls, via butter--s0ck)

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via toastyghosties)

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schrodingers-tribble:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

(via michaxl)

dont-dropdead-dropthebeat:

rilgon:

lieutenantbites:

nosdrinker:

eveltal:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

sageoftenpaths:

WOW

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

HE REALLY DID IT

holy
FUCKING SHIT

so wait

someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air

in front of Tony Hawk

AND STUCK IT

jfc

Fucking Christ

(Source: 7hesevenhills, via strongastitanium)

tylerchokely:

queercumqueen:

you can feel the regret in this picture

you can almost taste it

tylerchokely:

queercumqueen:

you can feel the regret in this picture

you can almost taste it

(Source: stijnen, via chrlsty)

vinebox:

What vines are like in japan

(via waakeme-up)

(Source: connieleeann, via butter--s0ck)

corgirlfriend:

thunderwear:

i wonder how randy felt about this one episode of icarly

i wonder if he watches it when he gets sad

corgirlfriend:

thunderwear:

i wonder how randy felt about this one episode of icarly

i wonder if he watches it when he gets sad

(via sociallyaardvark)

whorizonwireless:

*40 year old white dad voice* souljer boy tell them

(via waiting-for-fate)